Dear people having a party somewhere I cannot locate to yell at you (aren't you lucky),

It's Saturday night, and thus I am somewhat more forgiving of your party lasting until 4 am. Although given that you are not in my courtyard where I thought you were, perhaps your music is a wee bit loud.

No, what really bugs me, what has kept me awake since I woke to use the bathroom an hour ago, what has prompted this livejournal post --

is the fact that you have been playing one song on infinite loop!!

Please to be getting more music.

Much brain-scrubbing,
She who will be hearing that music for days.

Dear space-hog,

I don't care how big you think your thing is, your legs do not need to form a 90-degree angle with each other. Close your legs and stop taking up two seats.

Squished,
Me